Tesladyne: Every Formation's a Rectangular Thingy

[tesla_bot]

The bunker has a pair of generators and a pile of gear in one of the corners. The whole arrangement is fenced off with yellow caution tape and blast shields. One of the downsides of making your own way to Milliways is that you have to keep making your own way. The rest of the space is full of other support gear: paramedics, radio operators, stocks of food and water and plenty of video feeds. Most of those cameras seem attached to be on balloons or something else flying given the way they look down at the woods, but a few others target larger clearings and trails.

"Sorry about the lack of space," says Robo, "This was the best place in the area to get through. You mind waiting while I give the trainees one last talk before I bring you out?"

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[tesla_bot]

The other five fall back to different clumps of bushes trying for a better angle.

"I am going to go get a beer and then I shall watch from the cameras and laugh," announces Clarkson as he wipes at his face, "Come on! Who wants to stop early? I can shoot you too!"

Fiff

That's... well that's Clarkson being shot again actually. Might be a good time for Tyler to move along too.

[basic_powers]

Oh yes, he'll be moving along...in juuust a bit. As the other five move for a better angle...They'll find Tyler isn't in that clump of bushes now.

He WAS there. And he might be nearby.

Piff! Piff! Yeh, definitely nearby, it's hard to tell where those two shots came from.

"...I'm out!" "Same here, what is this kid, a Chuck Norris clone?"

[tesla_bot]

Chuck has nothing on what you can pick up in the kinds of situations where Tyler's been. Almost enough to make you feel sorry for the new guys.

The last three have put themselves in a triangle and are moving out quickly anyway. They're even taking they're best guess for Tyler's new location and trying to put their 'dead' comrades in the way.

The real problem for Tyler coming up is deciding which of the two groups coming towards him to target first. The two groups circling the perimeter having been drawn to the fighting.

[basic_powers]

...Let's see now. Which team had Mr. Jake Tentacle-Porn on it again?

Though it looks like Hammond and the two remaining full newbs just started in on the group that got a little too close.

"Jeeeeezus! Hammond, you nutwad!"

Well. That makes up HIS mind, he's going to go after Jake and his crew of eight, sneaking underneath the bushes.

...With the mini air cannon he packed in his backpack. What happens when you fill the entire cannon with a hopper of paintballs and point it at a closely packed group of nine?

[tesla_bot]

The answer to that can now be determined experimentally. Apparently the answer is 'paisley paint patterns over plenty of people'.

It's not total coverage and the remaining four are doing their own version. Jake was missed and has taking the initiative of 'looting' a dead teammate for a second gun. Double the volume of fire, something like a third the accuracy.

[basic_powers]

YAUGH, time to move!

Tyler's just going to be beating a hasty retreat into the bushes now. Looks like Jake's plan of 'newbs as an abalative meatsheild' worked for him.

piff!

Except for that headshot just now.

"I'm sorry, but your brain is in another castle!"

[tesla_bot]

Jake twitches.

"I'm not a zombie!"

"Well you're walking around a lot for someone who's been shot."

"Stop helping!"

There's the team that Hammond was shooting at coming up from a side leap frogging as they advance in teams of two. Maybe they lost one to friendly fire from the others?

[basic_powers]

Yeah, from the looks of things, but this was one of the teams that had 4 people from the obstacle course.

Now these guys are going to be a little harder to take care of. He's going to bunker down and get a good view of the land before making his choice.

Tyler's going to arm the air cannon with one more hopper of paintballs, take the zip baggie of paint-soaked sponges, and rig the air cannon to go off behind him in a moment with a timer.

He's got to see if he can't avoid their capture for a while longer. There's still one team left that hasn't been accounted for.

And he's willing to bet someone has made a bet on him making it back to base by now.

[tesla_bot]

Yeah, there is a bet.

There's also team four broken up into three sets of three in the woods on the way.

That's for later though. After the remains of the other three teams, now lead by a fellow with longer hair and an impression of mild exhaustion pounce on the decoy after it fires to the sounds of vigorous swearing.

[basic_powers]

...Yeah, none of the other three teams are going to have any love for this kid by the time the sun sets.

It's just him, a pump paintball gun, and two tubes of paint now. And he's definitely taking a different route back than the way he came, more for the fun of it...

Well. Tyler just has to see if he can make that tree-to-tree jump.

[tesla_bot]

Well none of the teams are really going to be cool with Tyler's impression of a squirrel with a manufacturing base.

Neither are the trees who've had a hard time of it these past few days. Tyler makes his jump but the branch is not taking the shock well.

[basic_powers]

Crack

"Waugh!"

thump!

"...ooough."

[tesla_bot]

"I heard a branch snap!"

"Get him!"

The remnant is making enough other noise as the start to come toward Tyler that they should be easy to avoid if he can just manage to move. Breathing would be nice too.

"Careful you lot. It might be a trap."

[basic_powers]

Okay...come on...come on, MOVE, movemovemove body that's it, chest up, arms up, ROLL...breath...cough a bit and then run! Use some of the deerpaths, and keep low!

[tesla_bot]

Yes Tyler use the deer paths. They let you travel quickly with relatively little sign given.

It also limits the number of ways back to the base.

Still more than you'd want to try and guard with only a handful of bodies through.

[basic_powers]

They're going to give him a way to get farther away from the remnant team without being spotted, which is the main thing. Following one all the way back would just be stupid.

This doesn't mean he leaves them at any point, though a little further on different path, one going towards the base, he's got to cough a bit...little twitch left from that fall and all.

[tesla_bot]

"Polo!" cries a close by voice.

"Marco! comes from around and further away.

...Yeah it's simple and kind of obvious. What do you want from a fast plan? If it was getting is shot at Tyler then today is your lucky day.

[basic_powers]

Tyler says something very unrepeatable under his breath, looking up to where those two voices came from. Too close, time to run!

[tesla_bot]

Too close by half. The whistle that comes from behind Tyler sounds like someone is trying to call a cab in a movie.

Sounds like the cavalry is being called in.

[basic_powers]

Yup! Running now!

And it is very hard to think about how not to be seen and not activate his little cheat mode amulet. And gall darn it the deer path ends not that far up ahead!

[tesla_bot]

Don't make them start sweeping the area with long sticks Tyler. That's just mean.

A quick scan of the surroundings shows parts of the bush moving in. Probably stuck to trainees in an effort to break up their lines, but catching branches and such now.

Looks like you might be surrounded Tyler.

[basic_powers]

Oh there's help in the fact that he's still got his...

....pumpgun which got busted in the fall from the tree.

"Boogers!"

[tesla_bot]

'Netted' is not an example of onomatopoeia in English so the sound is more of a flip-swish-thud than anything directly descriptive.

Someone packed better than standard issue toys for you Tyler. If that doesn't warm you deep inside, well, you can always try and splash a few with you tube of paint when they get closer.

[basic_powers]

Well, him giving a surprised yelp probably warms them that much more as the net goes over him.


"...phffew...Alright. I think you guys have won."

"That's just to throw us off our game."

[tesla_bot]

"He might be telling the truth."

"Well... we could drag him back at the end of a rope..."

"I'm not cool with that. I'll go in and check and if he kills me I expect to be avenged."

Barring any last minute attacks they'll lead Tyler back to the clearing with the bunker and the paint splattered 'kills' beginning what looks like a barbecue. Clarkson is missing his eyebrows, likely from starting the grill.