"......oooh gawd." Clarkson cries out dismayed, turning to stare openly at this particular teammate as everyone catches the giggling from far off. "I'm surrounded by crazy people!"

"What is the BIG deal about this kid, seriously he's like half our size and-" -phoont! -splut!!--

Stupid Newb doesn't get to finish that sentance. Well. He could finish it, but he just got a faceful of paint-soaked sponge to the face.